Teya King

Woman of all trades: music, art, dance, production, film, written word, poetry (just don't give me a f**cking math problem!!)Spent twenty-five years of my life as a naked entertainer, travelling the globe with my band and fellow performers in a Strip 'n Rock variety show called 'The Blondie Butler Show.' During the hay-days of that time, I was asked to run for Prime Minister against Kim Campbell: (I actually challenged her publicly to a mud-wrestling match ('may the dirtiest bitch win!'). Our 'Federal Erection' tour was legendary for the shenanigans that went on with it.I consider myself to be a free-spirited, creative, empathetic, people-loving person: there are very few people I do not consider friends, but ignorance and closed minds will always be traits that turn me off.My life revolves around being with people that make me happy, taking care of and spending time with all creatures great and small, creating art, music, stories and visually-esthetic things, being one (or, when with a naked group of friends) many with Nature, and living life full steam ahead, wherever the currents take me.